A SIGN OF THE APOCALYPSE ? I WISH.

Look, let us all be honest.  This has nothing to do with my usual posts, but WTF is going on ? Much Ado ? Zombie Apocalypse ?  3 Gnarly events in the last couple of days.  I know, it isn’t really an apocalyptic event, but wouldn’t we all be stoked?

Man eats another man’s face: gruesome pictures released in zombie like attack

Surveillance video shows the attack went on for around 18 minutes before help arrived.

SEE GRAPHIC PHOTOS HERE: WARNING

“The guy was, like, tearing him to pieces with his mouth, so I told him, ‘Get off!'” said Larry Vega. “The guy just kept eating the other guy away, like, ripping his skin.”

But Vega said when the police officer yelled at Eugene to back away, the naked man merely raised his head “with pieces of flesh in his mouth,” growled, and began chewing again. The officer then shot Eugene once, and when Eugene continued to attack Poppo’s face, shot him multiple times until he was dead.

Wayne Carter Threw Intestines At Officers After Stabbing Himself, Police Say

A New Jersey man allegedly cut out his entrails in front of police and then threw bits of his flesh and intestines at them.

The gruesome scene played out at a home in Hackensack, N.J., where 43-year-old Wayne Carter allegedly barricaded himself in on Sunday, NBC New York reported.

Officers got a call that morning when a witness said Carter was threatening to harm himself with a knife. Two cops responded, kicked in the door and found Carter in the corner, the station reported.

Carter allegedly ignored officers’ orders to put down the knife, and instead began stabbing himself in the abdomen, neck and legs.

An attempt to pepper spray the bleeding man had no effect, the Associated Press reported.

That’s when Carter — disemboweled but responsive — reportedly threw bits of his skin and intestines at the officers.

And finally

 A gay porn actor is suspected in the killing of his acquaintance, videotaping and posting online the man’s dismemberment and mailing the severed limbs to different locations in Ottawa, including to a political party’s headquarters, according to a source with direct knowledge of the investigation.

Authorities are searching for Luka Rocco Magnotta, 29, who they say is allegedly responsible for a human torso discovered in Montreal, thought to be linked to a human hand and foot that were separately mailed from Montreal to Ottawa.

Click HERE for CNN (Dicks!) Story

Rocco Luka Magnotta, 29, is a suspect in the discovery of a man's torso in Montreal.

Per Now Public

Several events that have occurred within the past week and half have sparked some to believe that we are facing an impending zombie apocalypse. 

At McArther High School on May 16th, Hazmat was called to decontaminate teachers and students after some broke out with a mysterious rash. The twelve students and two teachers who were inflicted with the rash were sent to the hospital. The cause of the rash is still unknown.

At the Fort Lauderdale International Airport, an unknown chemical in terminal two caused the terminal to be closed down for testing on May 17th. The chemical was closed for two days and sent five people to the emergency room. The cause remains under investigation.

Then, on May 21st, a man was arrested and charged after he allegedly grabbed an 18-year-old woman by the throat, bit her cheek and twisted her right arm while threatening to kill her if she called the police

Hazmat and EMS crews responded to a school in Lake County early Friday after 27 children and adults said they weren’t feeling well on a school bus on May 25th. The children were exposed to pesticide used by the bus driver to clean an area of the bus where another child had gotten sick earlier.

A 24-year old Canadian man was taken into custody for rushing toward the front of an American Airlines flight from Jamaica after the plane landed in Miami on Thursday, May 25. Airline officials say the disoriented passenger stood up from his seat and did not obey orders to remain seated. He rushed towards the front of the plane and was only subdued after some passengers calmed him down.

On Saturday, May 27th a naked man now identified as Rudy Eugene was shot by police after he was trying to eat the face of another man on the side of a road in Miami. He was nicknamed the ‘Miami Zombie”, and (extremely gruesome) photos of the unidentified victim’s face were released on the internet.

And here’s bad news. The zombie-like behavior may be spreading outside of Florida. Also on Saturday, New Jersey man Wayne Carter cut himself open and threw his skin and intestines at police officers after barricading himself in his home. The police officers withdrew and called in the SWAT team. Carter survived the incident but is in critical condition.

Then today, the University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign tweeted the following warning to its students last night: “Hazardous materials released at Institute for Genomic Biology. Escape area if safe to do so. Otherwise seek shelter.”

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One thought on “A SIGN OF THE APOCALYPSE ? I WISH.

  1. J.J. Bugs says:

    Calling it now. The “naked face eating man zombie” will be a HOT Halloween costume this year. http://www.facebook.com/DuckDuckGrayDuck

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